Ritz Carleton MoBay Jamaica...Igby Goes Down..
Am I surpised when we pull up to a lodge-style hotel, my daughter at age 4 asks, "Where's the Doorman?"
Or when driving past a mall she asks, "What's Sears?", my wife explains it's a department store, and my daughter says, "Oh, like Nordstrom..."
Though they don't know it yet, their fates are cast...